The Currency

The Canonization of St. Steve of Cupertino

The Cook push for the beatification of secular Saint Steve, or more precisely his deification, elevating the former son of God into the equivalent God the father, has taken on the urgency of all cult leaders eager to keep the dream alive after the premature death of the savior.

Telling that it took me a few lines to realize that this was actually a satire article.

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